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If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby GorzaShreds » September 22nd, 2017, 5:49 pm

... what would you choose to change?

For me, my cawk. 5.5" is by no means small, but I'd love to have a 7"er.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby RichHomieQuan » September 22nd, 2017, 6:22 pm

Wish I had he full head of hair I had 3 years ago. Thanks Santa.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby Jaziri » September 22nd, 2017, 7:26 pm

Dream height is 6'3" so I have a good shot at making the NBA. I'm only 5'10" and don't have black man genetics so it's literally impossible for me to get drafted.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby dankush » September 22nd, 2017, 7:58 pm

2 inch lower lat insertions pls..
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby bigpony12 » September 22nd, 2017, 9:48 pm

Opposite problem here OP. My snake is way tooo big and uncomfortable as it keeps flopping around like LeBron James every step I take. They should seriously make pants for well-endowed folks with a little sheath where I can store my anaconda safely in. You guys are probably thinking I'm trolling but I'm serious and you'll never understand what I have to go though everyday. For that, I wish it was just 6.5" or something more modest.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby RichHomieQuan » September 22nd, 2017, 11:37 pm

bigpony12 wrote:Opposite problem here OP. My snake is way tooo big and uncomfortable as it keeps flopping around like LeBron James every step I take. They should seriously make pants for well-endowed folks with a little sheath where I can store my anaconda safely in. You guys are probably thinking I'm trolling but I'm serious and you'll never understand what I have to go though everyday. For that, I wish it was just 6.5" or something more modest.


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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby m00nba11 » September 23rd, 2017, 1:33 am

Probably my weak chin. Either that or my gay alien skull. Which one is worse brahs? Thinking about doing plastic surgery.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby JonEllis » September 23rd, 2017, 4:08 am

My sexuality. Sucking on penis makes my mouth stinky and sore all the damn time, ya know?
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby PowayPrince » September 23rd, 2017, 5:43 am

I wouldn't change a damn thing. I'm tall and have a pretty nice face. I wish I could say the same for my gf though lol.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby brodie » September 23rd, 2017, 4:26 pm

Would love a better hairline not my jacked up widows peak nw2 recessed hairline fk me
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby dcdc » September 23rd, 2017, 7:55 pm

JonEllis wrote:My sexuality. Sucking on penis makes my mouth stinky and sore all the damn time, ya know?


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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby Armani » September 23rd, 2017, 10:57 pm

Wish I could grow a damn beard that isn't patchy as fk. Want to pull off a goatee so bad but these genes won't allow it. Forever looking 18 and getting carded crew.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby YeongAe » September 24th, 2017, 3:19 am

Would love to eat like a pig and still have abs. Too bad such isn't the case for real life YeongAe. He has to eat 1500 calories a day and look like a starving cambodian boy to have a slight semblance of abdominal muscles.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby Snake » September 24th, 2017, 5:17 am

More girth
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby Sokem » September 24th, 2017, 12:28 pm

A lean face. My face holds so much fat, even when I was 12% bodyfat. I look like a kid.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby NothingEasy » September 25th, 2017, 1:03 am

Always wanted to be freakishly tall ... like 6'8" or something awesome so I can dominate the NBA or at the least, have everyone cower in my presence. That's the pinnacle of the male gender.
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby Takashima » September 25th, 2017, 7:56 am

Replace my face with Brad Pitt's and I'd be a happy camper xD
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby EricCartmane » September 26th, 2017, 8:21 am

Wish I could get less stubby legs. Such is life for a shorty...
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Re: If you could change one thing about yourself physically...

Postby Degen94 » September 27th, 2017, 6:03 am

Wouldn't hurt to have a straight hairline lol but it ain't that bad.
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